Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the 2012 ECW Hall of Fame! Please help me welcome our host for the night he is The Quid Essiential Stud Muffin JOEL GERTNER!! *Joel walks out suited up with a mic*

"Welll.... Wellll.... Wellll.... If it isnt the quid essiential stud muffin Joel I should be in the Hall of Fame cuz I have the best game Gertner!! The person I would like to present first here tonight is none other than The QUEEN of Extreme FRANCINE! *out comes Francine fans are chanting show your tits! Reminds ya of the old days!!*

Francine : "Couldnt you people have some respect? The man I am inducting is THE FRANCHISE! Not only was he the most successful man in ECW but he had the women to back it up  *points to herself* So let me please welcome The FRANCHISE SHANE DOUGLAS!!" *out comes Shane Douglas*

Shane Douglas : "If you would have asked me 30 years ago i'd be in a Hall of Fame I'd probably think you were crazy! Through thick and thin though myself the Franchise is still runnin'. Now I take this as a real honor because this is the REAL Hall of Fame! Your not going to see Drew Carey on our show!! No Pete Rose! This is WRESTLING and my whole career I defined that. As a multi-time ECW Champion as a matter of fact I was the only person who had the balls to throw down the NWA Worlds Title and burn my picture in history as the man that single handedly began this movement known as EC FUCKING W! You can say it was one man or it was another but I was the only who would do it. I took the ball and I ran with it from the very start. Now I may have been a DYNAMIC DUDE for some of my career and may have had to tag with *does the Johnny Ace voice* John Lauringiatis *fans go nuts* but hey I made it and now that I did i'm in the hall of fame. So the millions watching this right now. Thank you! *Shane picks up his hall of fame plaque and walks to the back as a tribute video plays of Jerry Lynn*

*Joel Gertner walks back out*

Joel Gertner : "Next up is The NEW F'N Show Jerry "Human Highlight Reel" Lynn! Inducing him is.. well.. the BEST opponent Lynn had. He is The WHOLE FN Show Rob Van Dam!!* *out walks RVD to a redhot crowd*

Rob Van Dam : "Trust me I havent been emotional tonight. My eyes are red cuz I just smoked a joint but that is a different story! *fans are laughing* Nice to see my friend Jerry Lynn go into this Hall of Fame and Joel couldnt have said it better he is The HUMAN Highlight Reel. The NEW FN Show and MY BEST OPPONENT JERRY FN LYNN!!! *out walks Jerry Lynn!!!*

Jerry Lynn : "Your right Rob me and you have had some of the most epic, most action packed matches in all of wrestling. When you think of RVD you think of atheltisim you think of heart and determination and when you think of Jerry Lynn you get the same. Both of us out our bodies on the line each and every night wether we was flying into the crowd of getting smacked by steel chairs we had a great series of matches. As a matter of fact we did things that others didnt believe is possible. I may be almost 50 years old now and my prime may be behind me Rob but I do have to say three words to you Rob.. ONE... MORE... MATCH!! *fans go nuts!!* Now it obviously isnt happening tonight and i'm not going to be at Barely Legal but one day our paths will cross again and we will get to show the fans what getting their moneys worth is all about. But until that time comes Rob I love ya man *hugs rob* and I love every one of you fans that supported me my whole career! Thank all of you!!" *Lynn walks to the back with RVD as a tribute package plays for Justin Credible"

*Joel Gertner walks back out*

Joel Gertner : "Our second to last inductee is a very charismatic superstar that has IT written all over him! He is inducing Justin Credible he is LANCE STORM!!!" *out walks Lance Storm!!*

Lance Storm : "Tonight is a IMPACT PLAYERS REUION BITCHES!!!!! Finally in the SAME house at the same time the 3 members of the group that changed wrestling!! So please let me welcome JUSTIN CREDIBLE!!" *Out walks Justin Credible with Francine who earlier tonight inducted Shane Douglas in the hall. I bet he is just a LITTLE jealous at this moment!*

Justin Credible : "Finally me and Lance are back in business bitches!! I miss this man I really do. I have been working indies for the last 10 years and it isnt the same as that feeling you got when you walked out infront of a redhot crowd here in New York! When you walk into the human hellhole The ECW Arena that gets 110 degrees in the summer. Now you may remember me as many things. A Champion. A Asskicker. A very violent man. Or as I like to put it. JUSTIN CREDIBLE!! I remember all those years I spent thinking to myself ill never amount to anything. Ill never succeed in a buisness where in order to get famous you have to be a 7 foot body builder. But through it all I made it and made it as far as you can possibly go. the HALL OF FAME!!!!! This is the biggest honor of my life besides seeing my kids born. I feel that after all these years of giving you fans what you wanted I finally got the plaque to prove that not only am I amazing but i'm Justin Credible. Thanks everyone!!" *Justin Credible walks to the back with Storm and Francine as a tribute video plays for the late Original Sheik*

*Joel Gertner walks out*

Joel Gertner : "Please help me welcome the man who is inducing the late Original Shiek he is the Homicidal... Suicidial... Genocidal. Death defying maniac SABU!!!!" *out walks Sabu very emotinal as he inducts his uncle into the hall of fame!*

Sabu : "You know my uncle was a amazing person. He is known as many things but most famously the pioneer of hardcore wrestling. You think hardcore started in that bingo hall in Philly? If so then your wrong. Hardcore started in the 60's. Say its along ass time ago but my uncle help pioneer what you watch every monday and friday. The greatest honor of my life was to be trained by my uncle. The second greatest honor would have to be one May 6th 1992. The day me and my uncle took on Atsushi Onita and Tarzan Goto in a firedeathmatch. Why you may ask? Despite getting 3rd degree burns and going into a coma after that match it was the first time me and my unlcle had the chande to tag team infront of thousands in Japan at FMW. My uncle had a breif run in the orignal ECW when he teamed with Pat Tanaka to take on Kevin Sullivan and the Tazmaniac who you know is Taz. He had his final match in 1998 in Japan. My uncle helped train many of the guys the two most known probably is Myself and my good friend Rob Van Dam who I want to come out here right now! *rob walks out to the stage with Sabu* This is probably the biggest moment in my career. You can call me crazy because im not the one that is being inducted tonight but my uncle meant that much to me. He was the man and always will be. I miss you! *Sabu and RVD point up as the walk to the back* Another tribute plays for The Original Sheik and we return*

*Joel Gertner walks out*

Joel Gertner : "Next I want to welcome inducting Taz into the ECW Hall of Fame he is...."

*a whisle is heard blowing and out comes Bill Alfonso!!*

Bill Alfonso : "Please help me welcome the HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE into the ECW Hall of Fame!" *Taz walks out and fans go nuts!!*

Taz : "Wow.. Red hot here in New York tonight!! *fans go nuts* You know all these years have passed and obviously I can't go out there and do what I did 10 years ago which was beat ass and take names. I became known as the TazManic and had my first of many epic matches with the man who is in attendance here tonight that crazy motherfucker SABU!! *fans go nuts* Now I'm sure you all know where this is going.. I had a Tag Team match Eddie Guerrero as my partner taking on 2 Cold Scorpio and Dean Malenko. Well the match was going good up until Scorpio pulled me up for a spike piledriver. Dean Malenko came off the 2nd rope and pushed my head straight into that mat. And you fans might think this shit is easy but that mat is one hard motherfucker! So I had a broken neck I made the tag to Eddie and rolled out of the ring... I knew I was hurt and Eddie finished it off for us. I do have to say. Paul Heyman is one of my biggest friends ever. This man payed me the whole time I was hurt and I didnt even have a contract with him it was a simple handshake deal. Now I was out for the rest of the year. When I came back I shortened my name to simply Taz. My character or gimmick if you will was a intense in-ring style, focusing on offense and suplexs hence the nickname the Human Suplex Machine! So I became the MAN. The MACHINE! I went on to hold the ECW World Championship. I went on to be a Television Champion and even a Tag Team Champion with Sabu earlier in my career. Once I introduced the Fuck the World belt that was when I lifted higher than ever and took my ball and ran quicker than my fatass has ever ran before *fans laugh* Now I lost it to Sabu of course. Then I went on to hold the ECW title again but this time for 9 long months until I left to go to the WWF. *fans boo* Now dont get me wrong I felt deeply bad for leaving ECW. That place MADE ME. That place showcased me in the best fashion. I went on to wrestle for the OTHER company got injured again this time it was career threatning. Doctors told me if I was to go out there and compete that I could possibly hit a bump the wrong way and boom im paralysed. So I took doctors advice and left wrestling but had this void. This void that I still cannot fill to this very day. I went on to become a ringside commentator for a few companies and was pretty damn good at it. Then we get to May 19 2012. Standing here in my old stomping grounds at the Hammerstein ballroom!!! I take this with deep honor and I have to say thank each and every fan that watched me over the years either cheering or booing!! And remember.. BEAT ME IF YOU CAN..... SURVIVE IF I LET YOU! *fans go crazy as Taz walks to the back! A tribute plays for everyone and we're back*

*Joel Gertner walks out again*

Joel Gertner : "Welll. welll. Welll.. To finish this all up. I want to bring out everyone. So first please let me welcome THe Franchise Shane Douglas!!! *out comes Shane with Francine* Next he is The Human Suplex Machine he is TAZ! *out comes Taz with Bill Alfonso* Next is Jerry Lynn!! *out comes Lynn with RVD* Next is Justin Credible! *Justin comes out with Lance* and finally representing Ed Farhat aka the Original Sheik he is The Homicidal Suicidal Genocidal Death Defying maniac SABU!! *Sabu walks out* This is the 2012 ECW HALL OF FAME!! Thanks for watching ladies and gentlemen and have a safe night and remember TOMORROW IS THE BIGGEST EVENT EVER! BARELY LEGAL!! Gimme one more round of applause for the HALL OF FAME CLASS of 2012!! *crowd goes nuts* Goodnight everyone! *show fades to black*